Our cats stormed the cardboard boxes in our trash early this evening demanding cat justice. Among their demands was a cited need for “moar cheezburger” and their leader has denied attempted negotiation on the pretense that we must clean up their shit before the process can continue.
The cats are broadcasting a live video feed and hosting an important chat room with pictures of their nipples to keep people interested in their struggle. This blog will keep you updated on literally every event, no matter how insignificant
they are using the first picture on gothamist
I vote this best of Internet v1.0, ever. and for ever. This prize comes with no dollar value.
[...] haven’t had a job all winter. It was fun at first; catching up on LOST, building cardboard box mansions for my cats, drinking wine and smoking weed on my roof while throwing snowballs at passing cars [...]