Famous Satanist

Sup, blog-o-rama. Ever since getting famous, and joining twitter, I’ve found myself a little too busy to update my blog as often.

Not to worry, the other side of that coin is that I’ve been doing a hell of a lot. If you’re someone who lives in NYC, you might be able to help do that too. (and maybe be on this blog!)

First of all, Chief Magazine put me in charge of their picture of the day as well as their photo editing. If you would like to submit something, then send me an email. If you’re curious about what kind of photos I’m interested in, internet stalk your way to my flickr favorites and have a look around.

While you’re out there getting naked and taking pictures of burning cars this summer, send them my way and get internet-famous while you’re at it. Oh yeah, did you notice that it’s fucking summer? YEAH, I shouted out to summer, love it.

But speaking of getting naked for photos, I need your help, NYC. I am having a secret satanic black mass photoshoot, party and blood orgy.

Let me know if you own any satanic posters, pictures or props (fake blood, daggers, candles, hoods or robes, skulls), would like to be a nude altar and be anonymously naked online, crosses, colored lights, or if you are a real satanist and would like to kill a virgin and summon Lucifer in my apartment. That should be fun.

Almost as fun as a documentary I have been working on about my the secret, crazy life of a band called WHACK. You might remember them from their show at 210 Cook Street recently that turned into an episode of punks vs. cops. (alternatively: punks vs. cops vs. bros vs. yuppies?)

It will certainly be a lot of fun, and I’ll continue dropping previews as soon as someone teaches me how to get the video off of the video camera.

So, it looks like I’ll be pretty busy for awhile but not without tons of fun stuff to share. In the meantime, I would like to introduce you to a couple friends of mine. Check back in the next few days for more guest columns from my friends after I teach them to translate the genius boiling inside their heads into the sensational language of blog posts.